12.01.2007

Live Porn!

Last night after a fun evening spent with friends at Kalamata's, I went home thankful that it was Friday and really looking forward to slipping beneath the clean sheets on my bed and sleeping til I woke up without an alarm. I know, I'm finding out the things we look forward to alter drastically as we get older. Little did I know that my plan of waking up without an alarm would come much, much sooner than anticipated...

So, I snuggled down under my covers and fell asleep quite quickly, in fact so quickly I don't even remember my head hitting the pillow. All I remember is being awoken about an hour later to the unmistakable sounds of...er...uh...a rather raucous "roll in the hay" occurring on the other side of my bedroom wall. Seriously. I woke up completely startled, all groggy and "wha- the...", blindly looking around my bedroom in the dark without my glasses. As I slowly came to consciousness and realized what had woken me up, I was supremely embarrassed. I could feel myself blushing in the dark! But then I was like, "yee haw! my neighbors are having crazy monkey sex...this could be entertaining!"

It was like live porn (well without the visual...but I have a very good imagination!) and I felt like a creepy voyeur - an unwilling voyeur, mind you, but a voyeur nonetheless. And I don't think I was the only one who thought it was live porn. The participants were going at it like they were ACTUAL porn stars. Cheesy dialogue and everything! ("oh yeah baby...that's it...oh gaaaawd give it to me!" "you like that? you want me to fuck you real good?") I am SO not making that shit up! Embarrassed as I was, it was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. Not that they would've heard me. No, clearly they weren't much concerned about anything going on around them or who they were keeping from sleep.

Amusingly enough, it was all over rather quickly and even though it sounded like she reached her happy place, I wondered if maybe she faked it. And that was my last thought before succumbing to sleep once again where I did not wake up until morning...without an alarm - ANY kind of alarm!

I'm thinking of moving my bed to the opposite wall of my bedroom...

1 comment:

boty said...

God that reminds me of my neighbors in the dorms at PSU...always with the monkey sex!