I work in a pro-cake office. (Jealous?)
And I have to admit we are blatantly discriminatory against other forms of sugary baked goods. While we enjoy cake on a regular basis…we don't do donuts or muffins or bagels or cookies…noooooo! No, by god, we are a cake lovin' group!
Fortunately, someone celebrates a birthday every month of the year which guarantees cake at least every 30 days or so, in addition to the cakes for various celebratory occasions - and honestly, we can come up with pretty much ANY excuse to celebrate as long as it involves cake. Today was September birthday cake - chocolate layer cake with white frosting - yummy.
Cake just makes things a little bit better, ya know? Some may prefer a stiff martini, or an invigorating jog, or a relaxing bath or a big chunk of crack, but in my world nothing beats cake as a warm, fuzzy, numbing sedative. It's my drug of choice.
I have a feeling I'm going to require copious amounts of cake next week. Better stock up.
5 comments:
"big chunk of crack" LMFAO!!! "I love cake! It's my favorite food!"
...what about chocolate crack chunk cake?
Crack is much cheaper than cake...you can get high for about $5 down here in FL!
I puffy heart cake of just about any flavor!
I puffy heart cake of any flavor too...although I must insist on frosting. Just say no to naked cake! And Jimmy - crack may be cheaper but it's not nearly as delicious...not that I would know...
Chocolate crack chunk cake has a nice ring to it...you may be on to something Boty!
$5.00 for crack? Where exactly in Florida are you? I think you just bought some expensive rock salt. :-P
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