tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2859748852940300750.post8821921358346147057..comments2023-04-04T09:18:42.393-05:00Comments on From the Mixed Up Files of The Amazing Idiot Girl: When It Hits the Fancathrynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12507895793724303891noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2859748852940300750.post-65514568999593035312008-11-24T21:53:00.000-06:002008-11-24T21:53:00.000-06:00I have nothing to do so am reliving my favorite bl...I have nothing to do so am reliving my favorite blogs...."full blown shit storm" LMFAO....ah it never fails to make me laugh and ooze salted eye fluid!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2859748852940300750.post-423770463332993782008-10-30T16:27:00.000-05:002008-10-30T16:27:00.000-05:00Frank - yeah that "olestra" stuff is pretty gross....Frank - yeah that "olestra" stuff is pretty gross...but makes for hilarious SNL skits! (does anyone remember that? funny stuff!)<BR/><BR/>Guess I ought to read labels a little more closely... or... um...just read them ;)cathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12507895793724303891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2859748852940300750.post-89217495904193725492008-10-30T14:59:00.001-05:002008-10-30T14:59:00.001-05:00Well... it happens.And probably to more us than we...Well... it happens.<BR/><BR/>And probably to more us than we realize.<BR/><BR/>Maybe those cinammon rolls contained "olestra" or some other synthetic non-oil. Those are known to cause all sorts of digestive upsets and they are in some low-calorie foods. I think even the label says "may cause oily discharge". Causes some pretty serious cramping on my end.Frank Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02703468758526562774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2859748852940300750.post-3863122619128751912008-10-30T14:59:00.000-05:002008-10-30T14:59:00.000-05:00Hey, it happens to ALL of us at one time or anothe...Hey, it happens to ALL of us at one time or another.<BR/><BR/>You are not alone in this.Jannie Funsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11595786402510366043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2859748852940300750.post-78711511900198052362008-10-30T14:45:00.000-05:002008-10-30T14:45:00.000-05:00Oh Del! Yeah, that's pretty horrible...especially...Oh Del! Yeah, that's pretty horrible...especially since you couldn't just drive home. At least it's comforting to know that disasters like this happen to everyone at some point!cathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12507895793724303891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2859748852940300750.post-46503237884939439992008-10-29T16:38:00.000-05:002008-10-29T16:38:00.000-05:00I dunno if my horror story beats yours ('cause aft...I dunno if my horror story beats yours ('cause after all horror is in the eye of the beholder), but here goes:<BR/><BR/>I had my period yesterday morning, so I put on a pad, some dark blue jeans and a black top and went to work. We had an important event going on (conference) outside the office so I was too busy preparing for it, I only got to change my pad once. <BR/><BR/>When I got back to the office, I discovered with horror that the front of my jeans was RED between the legs.<BR/><BR/>I rushed to the toilet, changed the pad, tried to dab at the jeans and control the damage and wished I could be anywhere but there.... 70 km away from home!! <BR/><BR/>I will spare you the details of how I spent the next two excruciating hours before my day was over and I was finally able to rush home under the shower!!Delirioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14665718526069192653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2859748852940300750.post-55177823091614912432008-10-27T22:56:00.000-05:002008-10-27T22:56:00.000-05:00Oh friend :( I am so sad this was the start of you...Oh friend :( I am so sad this was the start of your week. I do hope that you are feeling better now!Terah Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00115741956893135228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2859748852940300750.post-82839846536205419662008-10-27T16:37:00.000-05:002008-10-27T16:37:00.000-05:00tears are forming in my eyes too from laughter.......tears are forming in my eyes too from laughter....I am so sorry but it made me feel better about my day, so thanks. OMG that is so freakin funny. I hate that feeling but next time you have to remember to breathe, like you are about to have a baby or something and just calm yourself down with some soothing breaths and that has always helped me get that last 5 minutes out of an IBS emergency. My mom is the queen of these situations. She has had my dad stop 3 times within one mile of a 4lane highway to poop in a ditch, and behind a stop sign. And yes a stop sign at 8ft in the air does not cover up much of a white womans butt while squatting. Oh and she has pooped on a dirt road with the headlights shining at her. LOL. My mom, gotta love her.Gibbarellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09617026646919793939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2859748852940300750.post-3167878161372447692008-10-27T14:57:00.000-05:002008-10-27T14:57:00.000-05:00I have to admit, once it sunk in I chuckled about ...I have to admit, once it sunk in I chuckled about it all the way home from work. One question...did Diva Gwennie check you out prior to your mad dash to the shower? I can only imagine her utter dismay at your predicament. LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2859748852940300750.post-82298608234783064472008-10-27T12:12:00.000-05:002008-10-27T12:12:00.000-05:00I'm laughing so hard I can barely type! OMFG TOO...I'm laughing so hard I can barely type! OMFG TOOO FUNNY! <BR/><BR/>Sometimes it's ok to shit in your pants and car...it was an emergency! Why didn't you pull off the side of the road and just have your intestinal explosion in a ditch? LMAO tooooo fucking funny!<BR/><BR/>Can just picture the "waddle up the stairs" LMFAO....oh goodness potty emergencies are so funny when they happen to someone else!<BR/><BR/>So did you finish off the buns after you showered? I KNOW YOU DID!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2859748852940300750.post-73135496624709238802008-10-27T10:48:00.000-05:002008-10-27T10:48:00.000-05:00HOLY COW! those must have been some cinnamon roll...HOLY COW! those must have been some cinnamon rolls. either that or you certainly go to extremes to take a mental health day. I say stick with the high fat, high calorie stuff. your system is just too sensitive for that unnatural stuff. but, hey, thanks for the warning and have a really good MH day !!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com